~ifailplz

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!

--
VIVA LA YEN!!!! HELP SAVE YEN!!!! MY FRIEND IS YEN!!!!
(SutaskiiYen must be saved, help me get my friends old account from banishment.)
Harvest moon wouldn't be complete without Marlin <- I just gave Marlin a hug

I DONT FAIL!!!




--
sunsets are are alway beautiful.

adgdhfdghsdfg

maybe

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

NO. yes.

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

do you like my hair?

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

im talking about how stupid you are.

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

wtf u talkin bout honkey

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

no.

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

shut the fuck out?

You're really bad at this, you know

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

NO. in fact, NO U.

stfo & gtfo, like i said.

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

I would but I am an anthropomorphic fish creature, therefore I have no teeth.

tl;dr do it yourself

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

bite me.

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

Damn it, I told you to SUCK not BITE. this is the reason we can't have nice things.

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

u dont have one? too bad

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

penis

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

after you

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

im sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of how awesome i am

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

UMG UR MEEN

BAAAAAAWWWWWWW

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

so do you

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

Cakes fail

--
*Megaman-Legends-Club

CoolKurobon (7:05:53 PM): I'm planning on dong something
cometkiller (7:05:57 PM): dong?
CoolKurobon (7:06:02 PM): *doing
cometkiller (7:06:03 PM): ive never donged something before....

no its fail, lotsa fail

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

--
Come on run away,
You don't have to stay...
We're nearly outta time,
But you're doin' fine...
So stay on track,
And don't look back...
Just feel the pace,
Come on now RACE!

Thanks for doing us a favor and posting it in the "I fail" plz account.

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I R ABURABO
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